Dad Cap — "I Am As Think As You Drunk I Am" Vintage Script Embroidered Hat

A laid-back, worn-in cap that speaks with a dry grin. This classic dad cap brings a low-profile silhouette and precurved visor together with a cheeky embroidered slogan — a small, confident statement rather than loud bragging. It settles easily on the head for long afternoons outside: yard work, weekend markets, fishing docks, or late-night bonfires. The muted tan and distressed lettering give it an effortless, lived-in vibe that fits into someone’s everyday rotation without shouting. It’s for people who like their humor understated and their gear comfortable — the kind of hat you reach for when you want to keep the sun out of your eyes and the conversation light.

Product features
- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed, comfortable fit
- Permacurv® precurved visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- 100% cotton construction (Green Camo variant 65% polyester/35% cotton); sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor
- Adult sizing; 6 eyelets for breathability; sourced blank product from China

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.